Regift No. K13Knit sweater

Previously given to Dad Also Dad You

Don't Touch the Thermostat

$89Free US shipping

For the person who guards the dial like it's a bank vault. Good news: you're already wearing the answer.

Real jacquard knit. Made to order. 4 yarn colors. Ships in about 3 to 4 weeks.

Size
Arrives in about 3 to 4 weeks
Times regifted (est.)
2
Last seen at
The hallway, standing guard next to the dial, December 2025.
Condition
Warm enough.
Receipt
Locked in a drawer.
Front says
DON'T TOUCH THERMOSTAT.
Back says
PUT ON A SWEATER.
Yarns
Olive base, with Bone, Chili and Mustard
Knitted as
Unisex Classic Fit Knitted Crew Neck Sweater
Made
Knitted to order in China by our production partner, then shipped to you.
Fabric
55% cotton, 45% polyester knit, 13.27 oz per square yard (450 g/m²). Extra soft, not scratchy.
Fit
Unisex, classic fit. Knit can shrink a little in the first wash, so if you're between sizes, go up one.
Shipping and returns

Knitted to order in 7 to 14 days, then shipped free to US addresses, which can take up to 2 weeks. Plan on about 3 to 4 weeks door to door. Tracking arrives by email. In a bag with sweatshirts, the knit ships on its own.

Made to order, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size. Damaged or misprinted? Email us within 30 days and we replace it free. Full policy.

Care

Machine wash at 30 to 40°C (86 to 104°F), inside out. It may shrink slightly the first time. Still don't regift it unwashed.

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