The white elephant
Open one. Or steal one.
Funny Christmas sweatshirts for the gift exchange, the office party and the family photo.
The fine print
- Brand newPrinted after you order it, just for you. The past on the tag is made up. The sweatshirt isn't.
- Free US shippingSweatshirts usually take 5 to 9 business days, knits about 3 to 4 weeks. You see real dates before you pay, and the last day to order for Ugly Sweater Day.
- Misprints replaced freeDamaged or printed wrong? Tell us within 30 days and we make it right. No receipt needed, obviously.
The gift table // All 10, nothing hidden
Pick one. It's already been passed around.
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Previously given to
DanaMarcusKeishaYou -
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Brenda (HR)GregYou -
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GrandmaTío RafaJessKevinYou -
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Aunt LindaSamYou -
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MomMomMomYou -
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ChrisYou -
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DadUncle RayPaulYou -
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AshleyTomYou -
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Titi CarmenJuniorWandaYou -
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AbuelaPrima LetyYou
- No. 001 Stolen Twice at White Elephant Dana's white elephant, 2024. Left with three different people. Indigo Blue $44
- No. 002 Per HR, This Is Festive Brenda's office party, 2023. By the printer. Black $44
- No. 003 Nice List: Pending Review Grandma's kitchen, Christmas Eve, 2022. Red $44
- No. 004 The Tree Had It Coming A living room at 3:12 a.m. Ornaments everywhere. Maroon $44
- No. 005 Socks Again. Thanks. Christmas morning, every year since 2011. Dark Heather $44
- No. 006 Hot Cocoa, Cold Shoulder The couch, under two blankets, not sharing. Navy $44
- No. 007 Still Untangling Last Year's Lights The garage, in a box marked LIGHTS (WORKING?). Charcoal $44
- No. 008 Peopled Out Since Thanksgiving Thanksgiving 2025, leaving early. Forest Green $44
- No. 009 Official Coquito Inspector Titi Carmen's kitchen, Nochebuena, 2024. Black $44
- No. 010 Tamalada Survivor Abuela's kitchen, December 23. About 400 tamales in. Dark Chocolate $44
The good gifts // 25 knit sweaters, $89 each
Somebody ignored the $25 limit.
Real jacquard knits. The joke is knitted into the sweater in four colors of yarn, setup on the front, punchline on the back. Every one is made to order, so give it 3 to 4 weeks to reach you.
- Made of
- Yarn. 4 colors of it
- Made when
- After you order
- Arrives
- In about 3 to 4 weeks
- Order by
- Wed, Nov 18 for Ugly Sweater Day, Wed, Nov 25 for Christmas
- Shipping
- Free in the US
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Regifted 4 Times $89Previously given to
GaryDeniseTom from ITGary againYou -
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NanaAunt RosaCousin MikeYou -
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BrendaKylePriyaYou -
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DerekShawnChris P.You -
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MomUncle RayThe twinsYou -
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JordanSashaYou -
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Tía CarmenJaviMarisolYou -
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StephBenRachelYou -
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KevinKevin's momLisaYou -
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Titi LourdesPapoNinaYou -
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RobAliciaDevYou -
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Tía Carmenthe neighborsUncle DaveYou -
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DadAlso DadYou -
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a coworkera coworker's cousinYou -
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Primo JaviTiti LourdesYou -
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Abuelothe cousinsthe cousins' kidsYou -
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the catYou -
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Karen in accountingthe internYou -
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whoever drew youYou -
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the guy who stole ithis wifeYou -
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your personYou -
I'm the Gift $89Previously given to
his mother's househer mother's houseYou -
Parranda Crew $89Previously given to
Tío Papothe whole blockYou -
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the neighborsthe neighbors' neighborsYou -
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Dadthe kid's new bikeYou
How regifting works
New sweatshirt. Old paperwork.
We write each sweatshirt a past, so it shows up already knowing how Christmas goes. The tag tells you where it has been. None of it happened. All of it sounds familiar.
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Wrapped
Every design starts in our studio as a joke somebody in the room couldn't stop repeating.
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Printed
When you order, it's printed just for you on a soft fleece crewneck. No warehouse, no leftovers.
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Regifted
It ships free in the US, usually in 5 to 9 business days. The tag comes along. What you do with it next is your business.